tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33296754289931716622023-11-16T03:54:53.166-08:00iTz DJ FLii LiVEThis aint myspace so i am tom hahaha [evil laugh]DJ FLii LiVEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05237602795402270133noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3329675428993171662.post-71244805390117212462009-08-27T15:41:00.000-07:002009-08-27T15:42:07.494-07:00Wildin Wit Dha TalibanSooo..whatz really goood my blooog readerz..iight so I been chillin in afghanistan wit dhem W.M.D Taliban Boyz (W.M.D=weaponz of mass destruction)..mane lemme tell ya them lil dudez crazy 4REAL!!!..iight so we were out there in this lil village rite & we were screamin & cursin people out like some hoolaganz..so then this old man told us we were a disgrace to mankind & we weren't gonna amount to anything in life..so yu wanna kno what we did?..well we kicked dirt in his eyez, sprayed him wit mase, made him lick dog poo, dhen set his hair on fire & then burned his village..so nah I realize that these guyz are mentally insane but im proud to call them my family..nahhh im playin but if I did meet the taliban I would give them all some chicken & a ak47 & send them to mexico & let them do they thing & see who would win a fight out of the short burrito lovin taco bell fajita eatin we cant stay in our own country oopz I just crossed the border wit my 30 kidz THE MEXICANZ & the we have we wear ragz over our face & have 8 wifez then blow up the world trade center wit planes de chop american army men headz off & send them back to the usa THE TALIBAN..WHO WILL WIN MEXICANZ VS TALIBAN?..I'll let ya know but until then "Stay Cool & Breezy, While Eatin Chee Weezy'z"DJ FLii LiVEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05237602795402270133noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3329675428993171662.post-18755904152888067632009-08-12T21:18:00.000-07:002009-08-13T19:16:35.637-07:00I Shouldn't Have Jerked In Classwell hi there <span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">gangster, thugs, granny'z, drug dealers, crack heads wit cheeseburgerz for crack</span>...<span style="font-weight: bold;">whuddup?..holla @ me..get @ me mane..</span>i think i sounded kinda thuggish right there..nahhh im to fake to be real..so today me why me & a couple of other people were jerkin in class..so the teacher made us write a essay on what rulez we broke, why & how to fix it..so heres mine (i kinda dont have any sense):
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style="line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" >I Shouldn’t Have Jerked In Class<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: 200%;"><span style="line-height: 200%;font-size:12pt;" ><span style=""> </span>Hi im Donald & I broke one of Mrs. Vessel’s rules today. The rule that I broke along with others is rule “T”. Rule “T” on Mrs. Vessel’s Classroom Rules is <i style="">to speak, get up, or if you just aren’t sure raise your hand. </i>Well the reason why I broke this rule is because I didn’t read the classroom rules (im such an idiot). Another reason why I broke the rule is beacause I have no selfdiscipline. I know my mother did not teach me to act that way. Now I know that I shouldn’t jerk in Mrs. Vessel’s class or teach anyone to do it. To be honest I don’t know what got into me & I would like to give a special apology to Mrs. Vessel. I hope that she can forgive me for my behavior, for jerkin & just being a jerk. Well I think the only way I can fix this is just to not jerk anymore or just take my jerkin else where. But I think I know the true answer to that question & that’s to just raise my hand to get out my seat & jerk. With that said to Mrs. Vessel I would like to say I don’t think you will ever see me jerkin in class & I will raise my hand to get up (even if my head is bleeding, I can’t breathe, if someone is holding a gun to my head, & to just throw some paper away). So today I learned a valuable don’t just jerk or talk or get up without raising your hand. if you don’t raise your hand you’ll write a 1pg essay on “<i style="">I Shouldn’t Have Jerked In Class”. </i>When I get in class tomorrow im going to raise my hand for everything. I hope you enjoyed my essay people.<o:p></o:p></span></p>OH YEAH PPL <span style="font-family: lucida grande;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"><span style="font-weight: bold;">"STAY COOL & BREEZY, WHILE EATIN CHEE WEEZY'Z"</span></span></span>
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<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">heres a video of me jerkin in my Michael Jackson fit...[jerky]</span></span>
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<br /><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dydsJYlgVtNKM7kUBzpBy83XdujksD2y7uX7RngTUnqeK6zdsRfxoIrtwe31JDmpFMpOJ86f3QAvPJN6ukGbg' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe>DJ FLii LiVEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05237602795402270133noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3329675428993171662.post-28161750445432410732009-08-05T20:38:00.000-07:002009-08-05T21:55:44.153-07:00Greetings <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">earthlings</span>..so i had the convo wit ol <span style="font-weight: bold;">George</span> "<span style="font-style: italic;">satan</span>" <span style="font-weight: bold;">Bush</span> like yesterday & well...ima just let yu read how the convo went:<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">satan=<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">George<br />Chicken Eater=<span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">me [dj flii]<br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">chicken eater:</span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="font-style: italic;">so what up satan..wait..may i call yu satan?</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><br /><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">satan:</span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="font-style: italic;">[laugh]..well satanz my grandfather but yu may</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span></span></span><br />chicken eater:</span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-style: italic;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">[ilaugh]..well so what have yu been up to?</span></span></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br />satan:</span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-style: italic;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">well i've been<span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-style: italic;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">sittin on my country a** behind chillin & countin the money i made off of them suckerz in america..yu stupid foolz [evil laugh]</span></span></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br />chicken eater:</span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="font-style: italic;">[laugh]..well how do yu feel bein t</span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="font-style: italic;">he most hated person on earth since hitlar?</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br />satan:</span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-style: italic;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">well i really dont give a f***</span></span></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br />chicken eater:</span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-style: italic;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">[i interrupt] please sir please dont f***in curse on my show</span></span></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br />satan:</span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-style: italic;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">my bad my nigga</span></span></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br />chicken eater:</span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-style: italic;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">wait hold up i got yo nigga.. yu derty country tobacco chewin country bumkin..i'll call my boy elchupacabra on yu & he'll put ya face where ya butt at</span></span></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">.</span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-style: italic;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">.nah how ya like dat?![mean face]</span></span></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br />satan:</span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-style: italic;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">well im srry dj..dont get all ghetto on me man..but like i was sayin i really dont care becuz im rich & i got alotta weed</span></span></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br />chicken eater:</span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-style: italic;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">weed?so you smoke?</span></span></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br />satan:</span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-style: italic;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">[laugh]..smoke?..man i blow harder den a chi</span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-style: italic;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">mney in a house in canada filled with 30 mexicanz</span></span></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br />chicken eater:</span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-style: italic;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">[laugh]..nah datz what im talkin bout..[guilt look]..oopz sorry viewerz..i mean man datz not cool..your pathetic..but how much weed do yu have?</span></span></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br />satan:</span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-style: italic;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">[laugh]..alot man acres of it..</span></span></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br />chicken eater:</span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-style: italic;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">[smirk]..(thought bubble to myself [i wish i had that..])..wow......your an a-hole..like seriously</span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">..like how did yu become president?..your an american jacka**..</span></span></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br />satan:</span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-style: italic;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">[mean face]..look yu nigga i'll slap tha chicken taste out yo mouth</span></span></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br />chicken eater:</span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-style: italic;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">yu kno what mane i</span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-style: italic;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">m tired of this..[bird call to elchupacabra]..[elchupacabra swoopz in and eatz george bush on live television..omg]</span></span></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br />chicken eater:</span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-style: italic;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">well viewerz i guess thatz all for today & i would like to thank elchupacabra for eating george<span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span>satan bush</span></span></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">elchupacabra:</span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span>anytime my nigga</span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br />chicken eater:</span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-style: italic;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">well im out peepz..remember..</span></span></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="font-style: italic;">STAY COOL & BREEZY..WHILE EATIN CHEE WEEZY'Z</span></span></span></span></span></span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/political-pictures-george-bush-download-speech.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 309px; height: 450px;" src="http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/political-pictures-george-bush-download-speech.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>who knew george bush was a petafile<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span></span></span></span></span></span>DJ FLii LiVEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05237602795402270133noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3329675428993171662.post-19402561909936364222009-08-02T19:53:00.000-07:002009-08-02T21:46:15.797-07:00Crazy X Gamez Dude<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://motocross.transworld.net/wp-content/blogs.dir/13/files/x-games-fmx-finals09/464Y6128.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 336px; height: 284px;" src="http://motocross.transworld.net/wp-content/blogs.dir/13/files/x-games-fmx-finals09/464Y6128.JPG" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://motocross.transworld.net/wp-content/blogs.dir/13/files/x-games-fmx-finals09/464Y6128.JPG"><span><span></span></span></a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Que pasa mi amigoz?</span> & i wanna give a special what up to my dogz & thugz <span style="font-style: italic;">lil jackie chan, tucan sam, lucky the lucky charm man, & captain m</span><span style="font-style: italic;">organ</span><span style="font-weight: bold;">..oh yeah </span><span style="font-weight: bold;">elchupacabra..</span>with that said let me get on track..so the last couple of dayz the xgames have been on..i pretty much missed most of it but lemme tell yu sumthin <span style="font-style: italic;">those guyz are complete <span style="font-weight: bold;">jacka**es..</span></span>like when the skateboarders & bmx riderz r on that megaramp & fly higher then <span style="font-style: italic;">snoop dogg on sum ganja @ the BET AWRDZ</span>..& those guyz on those dirt bikes they are <span style="font-style: italic;">mentally retarded</span> like <span style="font-style: italic;">what the hell is wrong with them</span>..but i'd let a midget kick me in the nutz twenty times just to get a chance to lose my life flippin like hundred times in the air & land on sum dirt thatz harder then concrete..man but cant yu go to hell or sumthin for playin wit yo life like dat..idk (<span style="font-style: italic;">since yu thatz readin this have no life whatz so ever how abt yu google it & then leave a comment or email me</span>)..so im still tryna find some updates <span style="font-weight: bold;">on satanz cuzin <span style="font-style: italic;">george bush<span style="font-style: italic;">..</span></span></span>i think ima just call his cell..so tomorro i'll tell yu how the convo went..<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 102);"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">stay cool & breezy, while eatin chee weezy'z</span></span></span>DJ FLii LiVEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05237602795402270133noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3329675428993171662.post-75832059959219282452009-07-30T19:15:00.000-07:002009-07-30T20:50:08.893-07:00Hello Dumb Clerkwhatz really good in tha hood world..to my <span style="font-weight: bold;">fellow <span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">aliens</span></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> i would like to say <span style="font-style: italic;">greetings</span>..i would like to give a shoutout to <span style="font-weight: bold;">elcupacabra, jd, myspace freakz, william hung, & <span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);"><span style="font-style: italic;">online predatorz..</span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">matter of fact scratch that if your an <span style="font-style: italic;">online predator</span> get off my blog nah..nooo yu pervert not lata <span style="font-weight: bold;">nah</span>..yu need to be locked up in <span style="font-weight: bold;">jail</span> wit a big guy named <span style="font-weight: bold;">Big Bob </span>that has a page long list of <span style="font-weight: bold;">jail nannyz [</span><span style="font-style: italic;">a jail nanny iz somebody that has been punk'd in jail..get da picture!</span><span style="font-weight: bold;">]..</span>well with that said letz get to buziness</span></span></span></span> so today i was wit my fellow <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 102);"><span style="font-weight: bold;">class klownz & </span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">i went in <span style="font-weight: bold;">finish line & </span>i asked for some</span></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 102);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> fresh <span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">k-swiss..lol..<span style="font-size:100%;">&</span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"> they told me to go to hell..lol..nah im just playin all they did was laugh at me..so then my friend pat asks one of the <span style="font-style: italic;">store clerk</span></span></span></span></span> if he can get a pair of <span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:180%;">shaq'z</span></span><span style="font-size:180%;"> <span style="font-size:100%;">& if yu do not kno shaq'z are sold at <span style="font-weight: bold;">payless</span></span></span> & if your a teenager yu know shaq'z should not be on your feet thatz just <span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:180%;">illegal..<span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> <span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;">so </span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-size:100%;">tell me why this <span style="font-weight: bold;">dumby </span>(the store clerk) </span></span>goes & asks her manager if they sell <span style="font-weight: bold;">shaq'z..im like <span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">omg r you serious dont you </span></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">work here?..</span></span>so tomorro ima go ask her if i can buy sum <span style="font-weight: bold;">walmart bobos..i tell you life aint for everybo</span><span style="font-weight: bold;">dy</span>.<span style="font-weight: bold;">.</span>but<span style="font-size:100%;"> i tell ya..my b i forgot what i was gon tell yu..but tomorro i think ima tell yall what <span style="font-weight: bold;">satanz cuzin <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 102);">George Bush <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">been up to & sometime this week ima do a interview with the hide & seek champion of the world <span style="color: rgb(0, 51, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">OSAMA BIN LADEN..</span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span></span>but anyway i think ima jus gon say "<span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">stay cool & breezy, while eatin chee weezy'z</span></span></span></span>"<br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://kottkegae.appspot.com/images/shaq-wig.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 382px; height: 287px;" src="http://kottkegae.appspot.com/images/shaq-wig.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />shaq wit his tina turner wig on..<span style="font-weight: bold;">say shaq im goin buy yo shoes from payless tomorro <span style="font-size:180%;">sike..what i look like</span></span>DJ FLii LiVEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05237602795402270133noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3329675428993171662.post-83152704489211953232009-07-27T20:32:00.000-07:002009-07-28T19:11:12.692-07:00The Ugly Truth iZ...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://lodim.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/the_ugly_truth.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 266px; height: 293px;" src="http://lodim.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/the_ugly_truth.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />what it <span style="font-style: italic;">iz & </span>what it <span style="font-style: italic;">aint ppl..</span>welcome back to <span style="font-style: italic;">itz dj flii </span><span style="font-weight: bold;">the chicken eatin southern country bumpkin himself</span> <span style="font-style: italic;">live</span>..so last nite me & my cuzinz went & seen <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 153);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">The Ugly Truth</span></span>..well lemme say this i give it <span style="font-weight: bold;">2 thumbz up seriously!..</span>i thought it was gonna be a <span style="font-style: italic;">fag bag movie</span> (a movie thatz <span style="font-weight: bold;">completely gay!!!</span><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;">)</span></span></span>..but tha movie was great..the 2 starz of the movie were <span style="font-style: italic;">Katherine Heigl & Gerard Butler</span>..Katherine played in <span style="font-style: italic;">"Bride of Chucky"</span> & get this Gerard Butler played <span style="font-style: italic;">Le</span><span style="font-style: italic;">onidas, the King of Sparta in 300</span>..yu kno dat <span style="font-weight: bold;">muscle clown</span> who was yellin <span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 0, 153);">"WE ARE SPARTA"</span> like a retard..well <span style="font-style: italic;">Katherine </span>playz a woman named <span style="font-weight: bold;">Abby..</span>whoz on some <span style="font-style: italic;">how stella got her groove back stuff </span>cant get a man..so thatz where <span style="font-style: italic;">Gerard</span> who playz a guy named <span style="font-weight: bold;">Mike </span>who iz a hardcore TV personality who promises to spill the truth on what makes men & women tick..<span style="font-style: italic;">blah blah blah..& </span>at the end <span style="font-style: italic;">Mike <span style="font-weight: bold;">[gerard]</span><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span></span></span>showz <span style="font-style: italic;">Abby <span style="font-weight: bold;">[katherine]</span><span style="font-style: italic;"> y he was <span style="font-weight: bold;">King of Sparta </span></span></span>(kno what i mean ;)..ohhh yeah)..lol..so that was like the <span style="font-style: italic;">greatest summry ever</span>..oh yeah that <span style="font-weight: bold;">faggot </span><span style="font-size:180%;">Bruno <span style="font-size:100%;">iz still in the <span style="font-weight: bold;">top 10 @ the Box Office</span>..im not gonna lie the movie iz really funny but the <span style="font-weight: bold;">gayness rating </span>of the movie iz like off the charts</span></span>..lol..So if yu havent seen <span style="font-weight: bold;">The Ugly Truth</span><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> go see it!</span></span> with that said <span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">"stay cool & breezy, while e</span></span><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">atin chee weezy'z"</span></span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span></span><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://dcairns.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/bruno-040209.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 281px; height: 410px;" src="http://dcairns.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/bruno-040209.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br />LoL Bruno & his baby OJayDJ FLii LiVEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05237602795402270133noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3329675428993171662.post-86121862834302473842009-07-23T20:33:00.000-07:002009-07-23T21:25:39.229-07:00New Creature<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://ghostradio.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/unexplained5-1.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 328px; height: 400px;" src="http://ghostradio.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/unexplained5-1.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: left;">So what up <span style="font-weight: bold;">dudez & dudettez</span>?..well today i just got a call from <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">JD</span></span><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"> & IM <span style="font-weight: bold;">NOT </span>TALKIN BOUT DAT RAT WIT <span style="font-weight: bold;">JANET JACKSON..</span>whoz called <span style="font-weight: bold;">JERMAINE DUPRE..BUT HOWEVER</span> talkin b</span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">out <span style="font-weight: bold;">THE NEW <span style="color: rgb(102, 0, 0);">JERSEY DEVIL</span></span></span></span></span> & he told me he wantz to join my team of so called <span style="font-weight: bold;">fake creaturez</span> who i kno exist..well lemme give yu da peep on <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="font-weight: bold;">JD</span>..</span>he was born in 1735 by mother "<span style="font-style: italic;">Mother Leeds"</span> on a <span style="font-style: italic;">stormy nite..</span>he iz the 13th of 13 <span style="font-style: italic;">[sumbody was gettin <span style="font-weight: bold;">real buzy..ummhmm]</span></span>..hez from <span style="font-style: italic;">New Jersey [</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">he talkz kinda weird itz like a growling scream type of thing</span>..ya know] but he also eatz <span style="font-weight: bold;">chicken (</span><span style="font-style: italic;">what a coi</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-style: italic;">n</span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;">cidence</span><span style="font-weight: bold;">)</span> but hez a real cool guy if yu <span style="font-weight: bold;">look past</span> his <span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 102, 0);">bat like wings, hooves, his tail, & his horse like head</span>..but yeah <span style="font-weight: bold;">through all that</span> hez a real <span style="font-style: italic;">swell guy</span>..but yeah hez now aprt of my team along with the <span style="font-weight: bold;">chicken eatin <span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 102);">ELCHUPACABRA..</span></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 102);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">however im still waitin on callz from ppl like <span style="font-weight: bold;">Big Foot, Blair Witch, The Lochness Monster, & Hell Boy.</span></span></span>.so with that said i gotta go finish <span style="font-weight: bold;">eatin chicken</span> wit <span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">Elchupacabra</span>..& i think <span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">JD</span> on his way..so peepz im out & <span style="font-size:180%;">"<span style="color: rgb(0, 153, 0);">SO STAY BREEZY WHILE EATIN CHEE WEEZYz"</span></span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwDRpsHWj3kpWdv1Kilw5oNnovep7SoyABTYdVGAqNpI_WhOzR2qIWExsDOOxTUrUBL6dQVTbjl1niBMKmHADNLHHKGyVmBHAU7UbH_ntYJp14LljNAFsbTy_U19QyWehRyZmBHGbkdQjQ/s1600-h/jersey-devil1.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 257px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwDRpsHWj3kpWdv1Kilw5oNnovep7SoyABTYdVGAqNpI_WhOzR2qIWExsDOOxTUrUBL6dQVTbjl1niBMKmHADNLHHKGyVmBHAU7UbH_ntYJp14LljNAFsbTy_U19QyWehRyZmBHGbkdQjQ/s400/jersey-devil1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5361877130975420386" border="0" /></a><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"><br />jd was drunk that nite & thought he was chasen a chicken</span><br /><br /></div>DJ FLii LiVEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05237602795402270133noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3329675428993171662.post-91119902363463984582009-07-22T19:15:00.000-07:002009-07-22T22:06:32.318-07:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-xmr5nwOkaIr6q9wcAdTs-zLye9Y7KagOW6AWHvSjgbZt2nWqWe89PhcJbpG35mTvbOm7kOrtYahBrgHSZ8WYnEBgB69qNfjTK7I2TfOnWXuHMVLC6vxcjg1bjIC1epoj29nTIIuq_Vho/s1600-h/rip+dawg.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 155px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-xmr5nwOkaIr6q9wcAdTs-zLye9Y7KagOW6AWHvSjgbZt2nWqWe89PhcJbpG35mTvbOm7kOrtYahBrgHSZ8WYnEBgB69qNfjTK7I2TfOnWXuHMVLC6vxcjg1bjIC1epoj29nTIIuq_Vho/s200/rip+dawg.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5361510236970682290" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"><span style="font-weight: bold;">WHATZ UPPER AMIGOZ?...</span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Well as yu may or may <span style="font-weight: bold;">kno...</span>the </span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;">"Yo Quiero Taco Bell Dawg" <span style="color: rgb(255, 102, 0);">kicked the bucket </span>TUESDAY...& </span>so i kno this is a <span style="font-style: italic;">sad</span> day for <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"><span style="font-weight: bold;">mexicans & mexico...</span></span>so i would like to say <span style="color: rgb(0, 102, 0);font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;">فأنا آسف على موت الكلب</span></span> oopz<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);"></span> thatz <span style="font-weight: bold;">arabic...</span>heres the <span style="font-weight: bold;">mexican<span style="font-size:100%;"> version </span></span><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic; color: rgb(0, 0, 102);font-size:130%;" >Lo siento para la muerte del perro</span> (that meanz:<span style="font-style: italic;">srry for the death of the dog</span>)..but with that said may <span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;">i will put dwn the chicken for a day & eat <span style="font-weight: bold;">burritoz & tacos</span></span></span>..<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Me, Elchupacabra, & Blair </span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">r goin to make a <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="font-weight: bold;">jerkin song </span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">in <span style="font-style: italic;">rememberance</span></span></span></span></span> <span style="font-style: italic;">of <span style="font-weight: bold;">gidget..but until then <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="font-family:times new roman;">"STAY COOL & BREEZY WHILE EATIN CHEE WEEZY'z"<br /><br /><br /><br /></span></span></span></span><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dxHOCuFtTgA7HWAJFfOfrWS6wj8SJqi9zKg52rDRd38z4GADPGNEOM2z0GDlfww_na2xx_CBeoHm97DRexzwg' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe>DJ FLii LiVEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05237602795402270133noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3329675428993171662.post-70197970286013926232009-07-21T19:18:00.000-07:002009-07-21T20:45:35.835-07:00How To Avoid The Swine!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://boldt.us/10939-2/swine-flu"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 376px; height: 265px;" src="http://boldt.us/10939-2/swine-flu" alt="" border="0" /></a>Well wat <span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">mountain dew </span>world...so yall not gon answer me...itz ok?..cuz im bout to give yo computer da <span style="font-weight: bold;">swine flu..</span><span>yeahhh how ya like dat <span style="font-style: italic;">dirty pig </span>in yo computer</span><span style="font-weight: bold;">..</span>well since im on the <span style="font-weight: bold;">subject </span>of the <span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">swine flu</span></span> i think we can cure it by <span style="font-style: italic;">eatin more <span style="font-weight: bold;">chicken..</span></span>hey when have you ever heard anything bad about<span style="font-weight: bold;"> chicken..</span><span style="font-style: italic;">think..think..think..ahhh yu</span><span style="font-weight: bold;"> havent huh?</span>..see chicken iz <span style="font-style: italic;">safe </span><span style="font-weight: bold;">cowz & pigz <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size:180%;">NO!!.</span></span></span><span style="font-size:100%;">chicken iz like my <span style="font-weight: bold;">crack</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;">except without <span style="font-weight: bold;">needlez, a crac</span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">k house, & a dude tryna give me sum old burgerz for some crack</span></span></span></span>..i can go to <span style="font-style: italic;">popeyez, churchez, kfc &</span> get it for cheap without sellin a baby..am i rite?..therez prob a crackhead readin dis sayin<br /><blockquote><span style="color: rgb(51, 255, 51);"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">"i neva had to sell a baby for crack just my house, car, toothbrush, & my mom..datz all"<br /></span></span></span></blockquote><div style="text-align: left;">but i think if we stop eatin pigz den we'll be ok..& <span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:130%;">yes that meanz</span></span> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:180%;">bacon...</span></span></span><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:100%;">omg! </span></span><span style="font-size:100%;">sumbodyz thrownin there computer around just becuz i said </span></span></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size:180%;">NO </span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:180%;">bacon</span></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="font-weight: bold;">...we</span></span></span></span></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="font-weight: bold;">ll scratch dat </span></span></span></span><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">baconz awesome...</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">so <span style="font-weight: bold;">back on track..</span>listen to me!!!<span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">pigz r out to get us...so watchout</span></span></span></span></span></span>..<span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span></span>well datz all for today..so<span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);"> </span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">"stay cool & breezy..while eatin chee weezy'z</span><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">"</span><br /></div><br /><br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxm7wQPoz9mEQN-O5rwHvwthrbqZ9amCdW7AVJ9cE1EeNkzH0mWDLNiXkg-62OjhvOHG5AXsgcnLeRI1k1tY12zgsfacHNVl5NHnktkLPo4_E9KwijSKjYrjen8Yb8wkbeM_cs5PEZpE9L/s1600-h/chicken+fatty+finish"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 275px; height: 253px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxm7wQPoz9mEQN-O5rwHvwthrbqZ9amCdW7AVJ9cE1EeNkzH0mWDLNiXkg-62OjhvOHG5AXsgcnLeRI1k1tY12zgsfacHNVl5NHnktkLPo4_E9KwijSKjYrjen8Yb8wkbeM_cs5PEZpE9L/s200/chicken+fatty+finish" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5361124338936079538" border="0" /></a>sumbodyz hungry<br /><br /><br /><img src="file:///C:/Users/dj/AppData/Local/Temp/moz-screenshot.png" alt="" /><br /><blockquote></blockquote>DJ FLii LiVEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05237602795402270133noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3329675428993171662.post-13303895100228386902009-07-20T20:59:00.000-07:002009-07-20T21:34:03.098-07:00Blog 1st MySo <span style="font-weight: bold;">hello world </span>i'm <span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">{DJ}</span></span> & this is the 1st of <span style="font-weight: bold;">many BLOG</span><span style="font-weight: bold;">Z. </span>I'll prob have more vidz & picz den <span style="font-style: italic;">wordz.</span> So lemme go ahead & strt by sayin ima <span style="font-weight: bold;">country bama who lovez killin pigz & campin wit deerz.</span> Naw im just playin but ima <span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">black</span></span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">louisianaian </span>who lovez <span style="font-weight: bold;">CHICKEN & <span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-style: italic;">... PIZZA [LOL]</span></span></span>. You thought cuz im black i was gonna say <span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">WATERMELON </span></span></span><span style="font-style: italic;">huh?.</span>.Well nahhh ima <span style="font-style: italic;">differner (i dont think thatz a word but it meanz: </span><span style="font-weight: bold;">a person who likez to be different</span><span style="font-style: italic;">)</span> i do my <span style="font-weight: bold;">indian sundance </span>to the beat of my own <span style="font-weight: bold;">drum [lol]. </span>Well most of my blogz are gonna be about some thingz that are happenin in the <span style="font-weight: bold;">world & <span style="font-style: italic;">mexico </span></span>cuz <span style="font-style: italic;">mexico </span>iz a very interesting place. Therez <span style="font-weight: bold;">gangster mexicanoz </span>(<span style="font-style: italic;">dat build houses in a da</span>y),<span style="font-weight: bold;">amigoz & amigaz ,abuelitaz & gatoz</span> (<span style="font-style: italic;">a gato iz a cat i think</span>)...but any who <span style="font-style: italic;">mexico i</span>z very<span style="font-style: italic;"> interesting place </span>they have pigz that carry swine flu & scabeez <span style="font-weight: bold;">[lol] </span>& therez <span style="font-weight: bold;">drug dealerz </span>that <span style="font-style: italic;">kill police <span style="font-weight: bold;">(pretty cool huh?)</span></span> & therez plenty of <span style="font-weight: bold;">ganja</span> (<span style="font-style: italic;">marijuana</span>)<span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span><span style="font-style: italic;">&</span> then therez a little creature called <span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-style: italic;">el</span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-style: italic;">chupacabra</span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-style: italic;"> </span></span>who <span style="font-style: italic;">eatz chickenz [amazing huh?] </span><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;">& </span></span>if you look passed all that <span style="font-weight: bold;">MEXICO IZ A BEAUTIFUL PLACE [lol]</span>...well anyway im out for today. Wait i think i need a motto or something <span style="font-style: italic;">uhhh....<span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size:180%;">stay cool & breezy while eatin chicken & chee wees...</span></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">& im out dude</span></span></span><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://www.flowwolf.net/images/DJ%20FlowWolf%20-%20El%20Chupacabra%20-%20cover.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 194px; height: 191px;" src="http://www.flowwolf.net/images/DJ%20FlowWolf%20-%20El%20Chupacabra%20-%20cover.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>(elchupacabra if yu see him tell him i said i want my toothbrush back)DJ FLii LiVEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05237602795402270133noreply@blogger.com0