Thursday, July 23, 2009

New Creature


So what up dudez & dudettez?..well today i just got a call from JD & IM NOT TALKIN BOUT DAT RAT WIT JANET JACKSON..whoz called JERMAINE DUPRE..BUT HOWEVER talkin bout THE NEW JERSEY DEVIL & he told me he wantz to join my team of so called fake creaturez who i kno exist..well lemme give yu da peep on JD..he was born in 1735 by mother "Mother Leeds" on a stormy nite..he iz the 13th of 13 [sumbody was gettin real buzy..ummhmm]..hez from New Jersey [ he talkz kinda weird itz like a growling scream type of thing..ya know] but he also eatz chicken (what a coincidence) but hez a real cool guy if yu look past his bat like wings, hooves, his tail, & his horse like head..but yeah through all that hez a real swell guy..but yeah hez now aprt of my team along with the chicken eatin ELCHUPACABRA..however im still waitin on callz from ppl like Big Foot, Blair Witch, The Lochness Monster, & Hell Boy..so with that said i gotta go finish eatin chicken wit Elchupacabra..& i think JD on his way..so peepz im out & "SO STAY BREEZY WHILE EATIN CHEE WEEZYz"





jd was drunk that nite & thought he was chasen a chicken


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