Thursday, August 27, 2009
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
Donald Carral Jr.
I Shouldn’t Have Jerked In Class
Hi im Donald & I broke one of Mrs. Vessel’s rules today. The rule that I broke along with others is rule “T”. Rule “T” on Mrs. Vessel’s Classroom Rules is to speak, get up, or if you just aren’t sure raise your hand. Well the reason why I broke this rule is because I didn’t read the classroom rules (im such an idiot). Another reason why I broke the rule is beacause I have no selfdiscipline. I know my mother did not teach me to act that way. Now I know that I shouldn’t jerk in Mrs. Vessel’s class or teach anyone to do it. To be honest I don’t know what got into me & I would like to give a special apology to Mrs. Vessel. I hope that she can forgive me for my behavior, for jerkin & just being a jerk. Well I think the only way I can fix this is just to not jerk anymore or just take my jerkin else where. But I think I know the true answer to that question & that’s to just raise my hand to get out my seat & jerk. With that said to Mrs. Vessel I would like to say I don’t think you will ever see me jerkin in class & I will raise my hand to get up (even if my head is bleeding, I can’t breathe, if someone is holding a gun to my head, & to just throw some paper away). So today I learned a valuable don’t just jerk or talk or get up without raising your hand. if you don’t raise your hand you’ll write a 1pg essay on “I Shouldn’t Have Jerked In Class”. When I get in class tomorrow im going to raise my hand for everything. I hope you enjoyed my essay people.OH YEAH PPL "STAY COOL & BREEZY, WHILE EATIN CHEE WEEZY'Z"
heres a video of me jerkin in my Michael Jackson fit...[jerky]
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Chicken Eater=me [dj flii]
chicken eater:so what up satan..wait..may i call yu satan?
satan:[laugh]..well satanz my grandfather but yu may
chicken eater:[ilaugh]..well so what have yu been up to?
satan:well i've been sittin on my country a** behind chillin & countin the money i made off of them suckerz in america..yu stupid foolz [evil laugh]
chicken eater:[laugh]..well how do yu feel bein the most hated person on earth since hitlar?
satan:well i really dont give a f***
chicken eater:[i interrupt] please sir please dont f***in curse on my show
satan:my bad my nigga
chicken eater:wait hold up i got yo nigga.. yu derty country tobacco chewin country bumkin..i'll call my boy elchupacabra on yu & he'll put ya face where ya butt at..nah how ya like dat?![mean face]
satan:well im srry dj..dont get all ghetto on me man..but like i was sayin i really dont care becuz im rich & i got alotta weed
chicken eater:weed?so you smoke?
satan:[laugh]..smoke?..man i blow harder den a chimney in a house in canada filled with 30 mexicanz
chicken eater:[laugh]..nah datz what im talkin bout..[guilt look]..oopz sorry viewerz..i mean man datz not cool..your pathetic..but how much weed do yu have?
satan:[laugh]..alot man acres of it..
chicken eater:[smirk]..(thought bubble to myself [i wish i had that..])..wow......your an a-hole..like seriously..like how did yu become president?..your an american jacka**..
satan:[mean face]..look yu nigga i'll slap tha chicken taste out yo mouth
chicken eater:yu kno what mane im tired of this..[bird call to elchupacabra]..[elchupacabra swoopz in and eatz george bush on live television..omg]
chicken eater:well viewerz i guess thatz all for today & i would like to thank elchupacabra for eating george satan bush
elchupacabra:anytime my nigga
chicken eater:well im out peepz..remember..STAY COOL & BREEZY..WHILE EATIN CHEE WEEZY'Z
who knew george bush was a petafile
Sunday, August 2, 2009
Que pasa mi amigoz? & i wanna give a special what up to my dogz & thugz lil jackie chan, tucan sam, lucky the lucky charm man, & captain morgan..oh yeah elchupacabra..with that said let me get on track..so the last couple of dayz the xgames have been on..i pretty much missed most of it but lemme tell yu sumthin those guyz are complete jacka**es..like when the skateboarders & bmx riderz r on that megaramp & fly higher then snoop dogg on sum ganja @ the BET AWRDZ..& those guyz on those dirt bikes they are mentally retarded like what the hell is wrong with them..but i'd let a midget kick me in the nutz twenty times just to get a chance to lose my life flippin like hundred times in the air & land on sum dirt thatz harder then concrete..man but cant yu go to hell or sumthin for playin wit yo life like dat..idk (since yu thatz readin this have no life whatz so ever how abt yu google it & then leave a comment or email me)..so im still tryna find some updates on satanz cuzin george bush..i think ima just call his cell..so tomorro i'll tell yu how the convo went..stay cool & breezy, while eatin chee weezy'z
Thursday, July 30, 2009
shaq wit his tina turner wig on..say shaq im goin buy yo shoes from payless tomorro sike..what i look like
Monday, July 27, 2009
what it iz & what it aint ppl..welcome back to itz dj flii the chicken eatin southern country bumpkin himself live..so last nite me & my cuzinz went & seen The Ugly Truth..well lemme say this i give it 2 thumbz up seriously!..i thought it was gonna be a fag bag movie (a movie thatz completely gay!!!)..but tha movie was great..the 2 starz of the movie were Katherine Heigl & Gerard Butler..Katherine played in "Bride of Chucky" & get this Gerard Butler played Leonidas, the King of Sparta in 300..yu kno dat muscle clown who was yellin "WE ARE SPARTA" like a retard..well Katherine playz a woman named Abby..whoz on some how stella got her groove back stuff cant get a man..so thatz where Gerard who playz a guy named Mike who iz a hardcore TV personality who promises to spill the truth on what makes men & women tick..blah blah blah..& at the end Mike [gerard] showz Abby [katherine] y he was King of Sparta (kno what i mean ;)..ohhh yeah)..lol..so that was like the greatest summry ever..oh yeah that faggot Bruno iz still in the top 10 @ the Box Office..im not gonna lie the movie iz really funny but the gayness rating of the movie iz like off the charts..lol..So if yu havent seen The Ugly Truth go see it! with that said "stay cool & breezy, while eatin chee weezy'z"
LoL Bruno & his baby OJay
Thursday, July 23, 2009
jd was drunk that nite & thought he was chasen a chicken