Hello Dumb Clerk

whatz really good in tha hood world..to my fellow aliens i would like to say greetings..i would like to give a shoutout to elcupacabra, jd, myspace freakz, william hung, & online predatorz..matter of fact scratch that if your an online predator get off my blog nah..nooo yu pervert not lata nah..yu need to be locked up in jail wit a big guy named Big Bob that has a page long list of jail nannyz [a jail nanny iz somebody that has been punk'd in jail..get da picture!]..well with that said letz get to buziness so today i was wit my fellow class klownz & i went in finish line & i asked for some fresh k-swiss..lol..& they told me to go to hell..lol..nah im just playin all they did was laugh at me..so then my friend pat asks one of the store clerk if he can get a pair of shaq'z & if yu do not kno shaq'z are sold at payless & if your a teenager yu know shaq'z should not be on your feet thatz just illegal.. so tell me why this dumby (the store clerk) goes & asks her manager if they sell shaq'z..im like omg r you serious dont you work here?..so tomorro ima go ask her if i can buy sum walmart bobos..i tell you life aint for everybody..but i tell ya..my b i forgot what i was gon tell yu..but tomorro i think ima tell yall what satanz cuzin George Bush been up to & sometime this week ima do a interview with the hide & seek champion of the world OSAMA BIN LADEN..but anyway i think ima jus gon say "stay cool & breezy, while eatin chee weezy'z"




shaq wit his tina turner wig on..say shaq im goin buy yo shoes from payless tomorro sike..what i look like

The Ugly Truth iZ...

what it iz & what it aint ppl..welcome back to itz dj flii the chicken eatin southern country bumpkin himself live..so last nite me & my cuzinz went & seen The Ugly Truth..well lemme say this i give it 2 thumbz up seriously!..i thought it was gonna be a fag bag movie (a movie thatz completely gay!!!)..but tha movie was great..the 2 starz of the movie were Katherine Heigl & Gerard Butler..Katherine played in "Bride of Chucky" & get this Gerard Butler played Leonidas, the King of Sparta in 300..yu kno dat muscle clown who was yellin "WE ARE SPARTA" like a retard..well Katherine playz a woman named Abby..whoz on some how stella got her groove back stuff cant get a man..so thatz where Gerard who playz a guy named Mike who iz a hardcore TV personality who promises to spill the truth on what makes men & women tick..blah blah blah..& at the end Mike [gerard] showz Abby [katherine] y he was King of Sparta (kno what i mean ;)..ohhh yeah)..lol..so that was like the greatest summry ever..oh yeah that faggot Bruno iz still in the top 10 @ the Box Office..im not gonna lie the movie iz really funny but the gayness rating of the movie iz like off the charts..lol..So if yu havent seen The Ugly Truth go see it! with that said "stay cool & breezy, while eatin chee weezy'z"






LoL Bruno & his baby OJay

New Creature

So what up dudez & dudettez?..well today i just got a call from JD & IM NOT TALKIN BOUT DAT RAT WIT JANET JACKSON..whoz called JERMAINE DUPRE..BUT HOWEVER talkin bout THE NEW JERSEY DEVIL & he told me he wantz to join my team of so called fake creaturez who i kno exist..well lemme give yu da peep on JD..he was born in 1735 by mother "Mother Leeds" on a stormy nite..he iz the 13th of 13 [sumbody was gettin real buzy..ummhmm]..hez from New Jersey [ he talkz kinda weird itz like a growling scream type of thing..ya know] but he also eatz chicken (what a coincidence) but hez a real cool guy if yu look past his bat like wings, hooves, his tail, & his horse like head..but yeah through all that hez a real swell guy..but yeah hez now aprt of my team along with the chicken eatin ELCHUPACABRA..however im still waitin on callz from ppl like Big Foot, Blair Witch, The Lochness Monster, & Hell Boy..so with that said i gotta go finish eatin chicken wit Elchupacabra..& i think JD on his way..so peepz im out & "SO STAY BREEZY WHILE EATIN CHEE WEEZYz"





jd was drunk that nite & thought he was chasen a chicken

WHATZ UPPER AMIGOZ?...Well as yu may or may kno...the "Yo Quiero Taco Bell Dawg" kicked the bucket TUESDAY...& so i kno this is a sad day for mexicans & mexico...so i would like to say فأنا آسف على موت الكلب oopz thatz arabic...heres the mexican version Lo siento para la muerte del perro (that meanz:srry for the death of the dog)..but with that said may i will put dwn the chicken for a day & eat burritoz & tacos..Me, Elchupacabra, & Blair r goin to make a jerkin song in rememberance of gidget..but until then "STAY COOL & BREEZY WHILE EATIN CHEE WEEZY'z"

How To Avoid The Swine!

Well wat mountain dew world...so yall not gon answer me...itz ok?..cuz im bout to give yo computer da swine flu..yeahhh how ya like dat dirty pig in yo computer..well since im on the subject of the swine flu i think we can cure it by eatin more chicken..hey when have you ever heard anything bad about chicken..think..think..think..ahhh yu havent huh?..see chicken iz safe cowz & pigz NO!!.chicken iz like my crack except without needlez, a crack house, & a dude tryna give me sum old burgerz for some crack..i can go to popeyez, churchez, kfc & get it for cheap without sellin a baby..am i rite?..therez prob a crackhead readin dis sayin

"i neva had to sell a baby for crack just my house, car, toothbrush, & my mom..datz all"

but i think if we stop eatin pigz den we'll be ok..& yes that meanz bacon...omg! sumbodyz thrownin there computer around just becuz i said NO bacon...well scratch dat baconz awesome...so back on track..listen to me!!!pigz r out to get us...so watchout.. well datz all for today..so "stay cool & breezy..while eatin chee weezy'z"

sumbodyz hungry

Blog 1st My

So hello world i'm {DJ} & this is the 1st of many BLOGZ. I'll prob have more vidz & picz den wordz. So lemme go ahead & strt by sayin ima country bama who lovez killin pigz & campin wit deerz. Naw im just playin but ima black louisianaian who lovez CHICKEN & ... PIZZA [LOL]. You thought cuz im black i was gonna say WATERMELON huh?..Well nahhh ima differner (i dont think thatz a word but it meanz: a person who likez to be different) i do my indian sundance to the beat of my own drum [lol]. Well most of my blogz are gonna be about some thingz that are happenin in the world & mexico cuz mexico iz a very interesting place. Therez gangster mexicanoz (dat build houses in a day),amigoz & amigaz ,abuelitaz & gatoz (a gato iz a cat i think)...but any who mexico iz very interesting place they have pigz that carry swine flu & scabeez [lol] & therez drug dealerz that kill police (pretty cool huh?) & therez plenty of ganja (marijuana) & then therez a little creature called elchupacabra who eatz chickenz [amazing huh?] & if you look passed all that MEXICO IZ A BEAUTIFUL PLACE [lol]...well anyway im out for today. Wait i think i need a motto or something uhhh....stay cool & breezy while eatin chicken & chee wees...& im out dude
(elchupacabra if yu see him tell him i said i want my toothbrush back)