satan=George
Chicken Eater=me [dj flii]
chicken eater:so what up satan..wait..may i call yu satan?
satan:[laugh]..well satanz my grandfather but yu may
chicken eater:[ilaugh]..well so what have yu been up to?
satan:well i've been sittin on my country a** behind chillin & countin the money i made off of them suckerz in america..yu stupid foolz [evil laugh]
chicken eater:[laugh]..well how do yu feel bein the most hated person on earth since hitlar?
satan:well i really dont give a f***
chicken eater:[i interrupt] please sir please dont f***in curse on my show
satan:my bad my nigga
chicken eater:wait hold up i got yo nigga.. yu derty country tobacco chewin country bumkin..i'll call my boy elchupacabra on yu & he'll put ya face where ya butt at..nah how ya like dat?![mean face]
satan:well im srry dj..dont get all ghetto on me man..but like i was sayin i really dont care becuz im rich & i got alotta weed
chicken eater:weed?so you smoke?
satan:[laugh]..smoke?..man i blow harder den a chimney in a house in canada filled with 30 mexicanz
chicken eater:[laugh]..nah datz what im talkin bout..[guilt look]..oopz sorry viewerz..i mean man datz not cool..your pathetic..but how much weed do yu have?
satan:[laugh]..alot man acres of it..
chicken eater:[smirk]..(thought bubble to myself [i wish i had that..])..wow......your an a-hole..like seriously..like how did yu become president?..your an american jacka**..
satan:[mean face]..look yu nigga i'll slap tha chicken taste out yo mouth
chicken eater:yu kno what mane im tired of this..[bird call to elchupacabra]..[elchupacabra swoopz in and eatz george bush on live television..omg]
chicken eater:well viewerz i guess thatz all for today & i would like to thank elchupacabra for eating george satan bush
elchupacabra:anytime my nigga
chicken eater:well im out peepz..remember..STAY COOL & BREEZY..WHILE EATIN CHEE WEEZY'Z
who knew george bush was a petafile
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