Wildin Wit Dha Taliban

Sooo..whatz really goood my blooog readerz..iight so I been chillin in afghanistan wit dhem W.M.D Taliban Boyz (W.M.D=weaponz of mass destruction)..mane lemme tell ya them lil dudez crazy 4REAL!!!..iight so we were out there in this lil village rite & we were screamin & cursin people out like some hoolaganz..so then this old man told us we were a disgrace to mankind & we weren't gonna amount to anything in life..so yu wanna kno what we did?..well we kicked dirt in his eyez, sprayed him wit mase, made him lick dog poo, dhen set his hair on fire & then burned his village..so nah I realize that these guyz are mentally insane but im proud to call them my family..nahhh im playin but if I did meet the taliban I would give them all some chicken & a ak47 & send them to mexico & let them do they thing & see who would win a fight out of the short burrito lovin taco bell fajita eatin we cant stay in our own country oopz I just crossed the border wit my 30 kidz THE MEXICANZ & the we have we wear ragz over our face & have 8 wifez then blow up the world trade center wit planes de chop american army men headz off & send them back to the usa THE TALIBAN..WHO WILL WIN MEXICANZ VS TALIBAN?..I'll let ya know but until then "Stay Cool & Breezy, While Eatin Chee Weezy'z"

I Shouldn't Have Jerked In Class

well hi there gangster, thugs, granny'z, drug dealers, crack heads wit cheeseburgerz for crack...whuddup?..holla @ me..get @ me mane..i think i sounded kinda thuggish right there..nahhh im to fake to be real..so today me why me & a couple of other people were jerkin in class..so the teacher made us write a essay on what rulez we broke, why & how to fix it..so heres mine (i kinda dont have any sense):

Donald Carral Jr.

8-12-09

6^th Hour

I Shouldn’t Have Jerked In Class

Hi im Donald & I broke one of Mrs. Vessel’s rules today. The rule that I broke along with others is rule “T”. Rule “T” on Mrs. Vessel’s Classroom Rules is to speak, get up, or if you just aren’t sure raise your hand. Well the reason why I broke this rule is because I didn’t read the classroom rules (im such an idiot). Another reason why I broke the rule is beacause I have no selfdiscipline. I know my mother did not teach me to act that way. Now I know that I shouldn’t jerk in Mrs. Vessel’s class or teach anyone to do it. To be honest I don’t know what got into me & I would like to give a special apology to Mrs. Vessel. I hope that she can forgive me for my behavior, for jerkin & just being a jerk. Well I think the only way I can fix this is just to not jerk anymore or just take my jerkin else where. But I think I know the true answer to that question & that’s to just raise my hand to get out my seat & jerk. With that said to Mrs. Vessel I would like to say I don’t think you will ever see me jerkin in class & I will raise my hand to get up (even if my head is bleeding, I can’t breathe, if someone is holding a gun to my head, & to just throw some paper away). So today I learned a valuable don’t just jerk or talk or get up without raising your hand. if you don’t raise your hand you’ll write a 1pg essay on “I Shouldn’t Have Jerked In Class”. When I get in class tomorrow im going to raise my hand for everything. I hope you enjoyed my essay people.

OH YEAH PPL "STAY COOL & BREEZY, WHILE EATIN CHEE WEEZY'Z"

heres a video of me jerkin in my Michael Jackson fit...[jerky]

Greetings earthlings..so i had the convo wit ol George "satan" Bush like yesterday & well...ima just let yu read how the convo went:

satan=George
Chicken Eater=me [dj flii]

chicken eater:so what up satan..wait..may i call yu satan?
satan:[laugh]..well satanz my grandfather but yu may
chicken eater:[ilaugh]..well so what have yu been up to?
satan:well i've been sittin on my country a** behind chillin & countin the money i made off of them suckerz in america..yu stupid foolz [evil laugh]
chicken eater:[laugh]..well how do yu feel bein the most hated person on earth since hitlar?
satan:well i really dont give a f***
chicken eater:[i interrupt] please sir please dont f***in curse on my show
satan:my bad my nigga
chicken eater:wait hold up i got yo nigga.. yu derty country tobacco chewin country bumkin..i'll call my boy elchupacabra on yu & he'll put ya face where ya butt at..nah how ya like dat?![mean face]
satan:well im srry dj..dont get all ghetto on me man..but like i was sayin i really dont care becuz im rich & i got alotta weed
chicken eater:weed?so you smoke?
satan:[laugh]..smoke?..man i blow harder den a chimney in a house in canada filled with 30 mexicanz
chicken eater:[laugh]..nah datz what im talkin bout..[guilt look]..oopz sorry viewerz..i mean man datz not cool..your pathetic..but how much weed do yu have?
satan:[laugh]..alot man acres of it..
chicken eater:[smirk]..(thought bubble to myself [i wish i had that..])..wow......your an a-hole..like seriously..like how did yu become president?..your an american jacka**..
satan:[mean face]..look yu nigga i'll slap tha chicken taste out yo mouth
chicken eater:yu kno what mane im tired of this..[bird call to elchupacabra]..[elchupacabra swoopz in and eatz george bush on live television..omg]
chicken eater:well viewerz i guess thatz all for today & i would like to thank elchupacabra for eating george satan bush
elchupacabra:anytime my nigga
chicken eater:well im out peepz..remember..STAY COOL & BREEZY..WHILE EATIN CHEE WEEZY'Z
who knew george bush was a petafile

Crazy X Gamez Dude

Que pasa mi amigoz? & i wanna give a special what up to my dogz & thugz lil jackie chan, tucan sam, lucky the lucky charm man, & captain morgan..oh yeah elchupacabra..with that said let me get on track..so the last couple of dayz the xgames have been on..i pretty much missed most of it but lemme tell yu sumthin those guyz are complete jacka**es..like when the skateboarders & bmx riderz r on that megaramp & fly higher then snoop dogg on sum ganja @ the BET AWRDZ..& those guyz on those dirt bikes they are mentally retarded like what the hell is wrong with them..but i'd let a midget kick me in the nutz twenty times just to get a chance to lose my life flippin like hundred times in the air & land on sum dirt thatz harder then concrete..man but cant yu go to hell or sumthin for playin wit yo life like dat..idk (since yu thatz readin this have no life whatz so ever how abt yu google it & then leave a comment or email me)..so im still tryna find some updates on satanz cuzin george bush..i think ima just call his cell..so tomorro i'll tell yu how the convo went..stay cool & breezy, while eatin chee weezy'z